Nickelback

The best way to define Nickelback is the act of willingly allowing one's ears to bleed. Then why do so many people like this band? I feel that Nickelback is the reason why we have this perpetuating sound of music on the airwaves that is mediocre, non-creative and non-original. You know the music industry is going down when crappy bands like this can flourish, while true artists are forced to remain on the underground.

Metallica

James Hetfield is a tool bag. Actually, the band itself is a bag of tools. Metallica started the whole "Oh my god, stop downloading my music illegally or I'm going to sue you" thing. The only decent cd's they have came out with have been over 30 years ago. I think it's time they hang up their axes and lay down their sticks. In conclusion, I'm hoping Metallica gets abducted by aliens and forced to play the same songs over and over again so they will know how it feels. Thank you 933 WMMR.

Coldplay

I must admit, when I first heard this band, I did not think they were too bad. Then I listened to another song by them and realized all they're songs sound the same. There was so much hype when Coldplay first came around, now only die-hard fans remain. I hate those horrible little piano riffs he throws in every song. I also hate how his voice constantly sounds like he is about to sneeze but he sings anyway. It's simply stunning how anyone could still like coldplay after listening to one their cd's, which sounds like one long song!

Evanescence

If you were to record you're goth sister crying after every time she got rejected by a young stud at the junior high, and set it to horror movie music, you would have evanescence's entire song list. How did they get famous you ask? Well, some say they used sorcery or magic spells because that's the only way they could have done it. They're constantly changing band members, probably because they are all realizing how bad they are. Ben Moody, the lead guitarist quit mid tour because he even got fed up with evanescence's terrible sound. The band released an album in 2010, and were since reported missing. Hopefully it stays that way and this band never resurfaces.

DISTURBED

Anyone who listens to Disturbed is disturbed. Trust me when I tell you that in every song by this band, they use the same riff. It just sounds like quick chugs in D tuning. Don't even get me started on the lyrics. OHH WAH AH AH AH. Yeah, that sounds pretty catchy. I'm being sarcastic if you couldn't tell. How any band label listened to this band and actually liked it is beyond my reckoning. They are terrible!

The Dave Matthews band

What do you call a crappy band with too many members? The Dave Matthews band. You would think this band would be good because they have a guitarist, a saxophonist, violinist, bassist, keyboard player, and drummer. But the fact is this band is annoying. What I don't understand is why the singer sounds so terrible. He has an annoying accent. Also, when they play in concert it just sounds like they're jamming onstage, which is not a good thing.

AFI

Okay, so I wanna start off by saying that I like everything this band has done up until Sing the Sorrow in 2003. After that, i don't know what happened to them. They started to sell out and with every CD, you can tell they were just focusing on what kind of music was popular at the time. They seemed to stop making music for themselves, but to just play stuff the public would like to hear. If they stuck to their roots, then i would not be blogging about them right now.