Evanescence

If you were to record you're goth sister crying after every time she got rejected by a young stud at the junior high, and set it to horror movie music, you would have evanescence's entire song list. How did they get famous you ask? Well, some say they used sorcery or magic spells because that's the only way they could have done it. They're constantly changing band members, probably because they are all realizing how bad they are. Ben Moody, the lead guitarist quit mid tour because he even got fed up with evanescence's terrible sound. The band released an album in 2010, and were since reported missing. Hopefully it stays that way and this band never resurfaces.